Wednesday, May 27, 2009


Player 1: (Running over to the sideline mid game) Hey coach, can you grab me my moleskin and scissors?
Coach: (Thinking that he is going to work on a blister or something) Right now?
Player 1: Nah. That's ok, I'll take care of it later.
Player 2: What did he ask?
Coach: He wanted moleskin and scissors...
Player 1: (Shouting across the field) My nipples are rubbing raw!

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