Sunday, May 17, 2009

Meat Counter

Things you would rather your meat counter guy not say:

Meat Counter Guy: Man, this just looks gross right?
Me: Excuse me?
Meat Counter Guy: I mean, it looks like the stuff under my lawn mower when I mow on a really wet day.
Me: Right.


Anonymous said...

what in gods name did you order?

Anonymous said...

my favorite "happening" at a store was when the old cashier lady at the A+P told me to go to another line. I could not figure out why, so i asked.
are you closed? no
are you going home? no
i just don't want to ring up you coin voucher. i don't like doing them.
yeah, go to another cashier, i'll help the next person.
(i stayed and told her to ask her manager for help. you better learn how to these vouchers because i am not getting in the back of a line because you are lazy!!!)
she looked shocked!

wilablog said...

That's a great story. What was I ordering? Just some marinated steaks. Or rather, lawn pulp.

Retired said...

time to switch butchers!