Coach: Ok, when I say your name, let me know if you can make the scrimmage on Saturday.
Player: I don't want to.
Coach: I'll take that as a yes.
Coach: LeBlanc (pronounced with a hard 'c' at the end)
Player: Coach, you're not in Jersey any more, it's pronounced LeBlauh
(I'm not sure how to type out that nasally cajun sound that makes up that last name, but for the life of me, I am having trouble leaving out the 'c'. It doesn't matter how long I've lived here.)