This was the conversation on the way back from Toronto after the US v Uruguay game.
Customs Agent: Where are you headed now?
Me: Back to Newark.
Customs Agent: What's in Newark?
Me: Family.
Customs Agent: So take me through your trip from when you flew into Newark until today. After Newark, I'm kind of lost.
Me: Me too.
... (followed by more suspicious border crossing banter and then)...
Customs Agent: So why did you go to Ottawa?
Me: To watch the US play in the U-20 World Cup.
Customs Agent: So why were you in Toronto?
Me: To watch the US play again.
Customs Agent: So what, you like follow the team around all over the country?
Me: Pretty much.
3 comments:
agent: Is that a moose you are smuggling back to Newark?
will: No sir, that my Uncle Louie,
agent: He looks like a moose
will: That explains why he keeps eating the grass in front of the hotel.
you're an odd egg SE.
Good to hear our customs officers are stepping it up a notch on dangerous looking individuals like Mr. and Mrs. Labar. Was his finger on the trigger the whole time? I mean, there is no telling what you two are capable of...
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