5 Minutes of classic Jon Stewart on the recent Republican debate. There are too many one liners in here to pick from.
"My view is, we ought to double Guantanamo."
"A double Guantanamo! That's insane to try in competition!"
"I vote for Romney, his knowledge of fabric is unparalleled."
"Governor Romney, I want to give you another difficult abortion situation."
"I'm looking for Jack Bauer."
I highly recommend this video - it's a great break during your day.