We were watching the Champions League, specifically Manchester United and it appears that my wife is coming around on being a Cristiano Ronaldo fan. I thought this was a particularly funny comment.
Wife: You know, I have to say that I am really starting to enjoy watching Ronaldo play.
Me: That's good! He's an amazing player. Not sure why you have been against him for so long.
Wife: It's just....
Wife: Well, he just looks like he has a STD.