Text Message to Team: Reminder, we have a practice today at 5 PM.
Response from Player: Can't make it. I'm in the hospital. I broke my ankle.
Immediate phone call placed to player's cell phone.
Coach: You broke your ankle!?!
Coach: Crap. How the hell did you do that?
Player: Playing basketball.
Coach: Holy cow. This sucks.
Player: I'm kidding.