Coach: So do you guys have any insight into the game last week? Any thoughts as to why you lost?
Player: You cheated.
Coach: How's that?
Player: You have two Mexicans on your team. And one has gold hoop earrings and a mullay.
Coach: A mullay?
Player: Yeah, a mullay (punctuated by him patting the back of his neck).
Coach: That's called a mullet.
Player: It's still cheating.