Thursday, June 15, 2006

The Imperative Balboa

Why I hate Marcelo Balboa as a soccer commentator on ESPN and ABC:
  • Every sentence is an imperative phrase. "You have to like..."
  • I disagree with 90% of Cello's imperative sentences.
  • He puts this wicked accent on the first or second syllable of every sentence.
  • His hair.
  • His continual references to his 1990 World Cup experience.


z carpenter said...
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WUdescendant said...

I have escaped Balboa nostalgically waxing by watching all the games on Univision....Gooooooooooooooooooooo
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal! That commentary never gets 'old.' (pun intended)