My wife's parents are house and dog sitting while we are out of town. Naturally, we ask how Jozy is doing every once in a while. The latest answer we got is a bit concerning. It read:
"Jozy has gained at least 10 pounds - we don't let her excercise, just eat - she loved the Village Pizza - hamburger, pepperoni, onion, jalepeno and shrimp..... She also really liked the onion rings at 2 pauls. she also prefers coors light to water now. You guys had so much garbage to go out that we just let her sift thru it. we have trained her to throw up in the toilet and bought her some pampers. don't think she misses you too much. had to buy her a bigger happy place......."
Pretty funny. Kudos to my mother-in-law for the good sense of humor. Better put Jozy on a diet before we get home...
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