This ad cracked me up. I'm sure you can read the big part, the smaller text reads:
"...we're offering fully inclusive one way flights from R419. Unless your name is Sepp Blatter of course. So Sepp, if you need to be anywhere in the country in the most convenient way possible, email us at ImSeppBlatter@kulula.com and we'll fly you for free. This offer I'd valid for the duration of that thing that is happening right now."