This quote is courtesy of my wife, who is a big Peter King fan (MMQB on SI.com). I like Peter King as well, but I really need to be in the mood to read his entire editorial. However, it is always a safe bet to skip to the latter half for the 'Ten Things I Think I Think' piece. This gem was in today's article.
"I could listen to Morgan Freeman read a list of ingredients for cream of broccoli soup and be captivated."
I still hate penguins...but I have yet to see March of Penguins, which is what inspired this nugget of wisdom which I agree with whole heartedly. I wonder if Morgan could make me like them?