Are you a Pickle or a Penguin?

So I have evidently made my love and hate fetishes with Pickles and Penguins clear. Evidently clear enough to cause some of you to email me random pickle and penguin links. Here are two for the rest to enjoy:

• Did you know that January 13th (or 15th, 18th, or 20th...there seems to be debate over the day) is Penguin Awareness Day? Join me in not observing.
• I am not placing an order for this t-shirt and am in fact hoping one with the opposite sentiment is created. Thanks to Cool Hand for the link.