Best of "I am Looking For..."

List of the most interesting search terms from this past month that have brought you, faithful reader, to this blog.

• bud light rubber floor commercial
• topless maids Louisiana
  
• wall bangers + fat heads
  
• Xanadu krewe
• cream of broccoli
• i hate penguins
• viscoelastic material
• "brother from a different mother" phrase
• Didier Drogba Christmas ornament

It must have been a little disappointing when the person searching for topless maids in Louisiana realized that I had no real information to share.